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Masturbation May Mayhem

It’s Masturbation May, so lube up.

While many of you hand humpers furiously stroke all year long, you should know that May is National Masturbation Month. The LDW Fempire is full of treats for you strokers this month, so enjoy this round up of masturbation-related fun and festivities.

Here are just a few of . . . → Read More: Masturbation May Mayhem

Stroking Addict Caught at Work

There’s a position in my office for a stroking addict like you.

A stroking addict caught sticky-handed…

I noticed that your performance metrics weren’t as high as your cohorts, so I had a colleague check into your Internet browsing history. Of course, in the fog of your horniness, you must have forgotten that . . . → Read More: Stroking Addict Caught at Work

Chronic Masturbator Punished By His Teacher

Were you fantasizing about your teacher undressing, you chronic masturbator?

I don’t permit chronic masturbators in my classroom.

Your lack of self-restraint astounds me. You can’t even control yourself for a few hours, can you? I hate having my lectures interrupted by the telltale shuffling of a horny stroking addict under his desk. I’ve . . . → Read More: Chronic Masturbator Punished By His Teacher

Orgasm Denial Makes You Beg Desperately

There’s nothing like the sound of begging during an orgasm denial session.

I’m eternally amused by the impassioned begging of horny strokers who have been told “No!” It’s a simple word, and I deliver it clearly and concisely. And yet…my chronic masturbators don’t quite understand. “No cumming,” in no uncertain terms, means no cumming. . . . → Read More: Orgasm Denial Makes You Beg Desperately

Masturbation Games of Chance

You’re always hoping to get lucky…

And today, you might finally have your chance to cum. It’s not often that a merciless cock tease like myself allows my horny strokers to cum, so enjoy my fleeting generosity while it lasts! I recently posted here about using a Magic 8 Ball to determine the outcome . . . → Read More: Masturbation Games of Chance