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		<title>The Sissy Girls Who Inspire Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Empress Victoria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>By now you should all be familiar with Sammiejo (or Sammieho as I call her), one of my flibbertigibbet sissy boys who loves a good Tartini. I inherited Sammiejo from Mistress Elizabeth who left us a couple of months ago. Poor Sammieho was lost and confused but I have reigned her in, slightly. Sammieho likes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By now you should all be familiar with Sammiejo (or Sammieho as I call her), one of my flibbertigibbet <a href="http://www.sissyschool.com">sissy boys</a> who loves a good Tartini. I inherited Sammiejo from Mistress Elizabeth who left us a couple of months ago. Poor Sammieho was lost and confused but I have reigned her in, slightly. Sammieho likes to be a brat and I swear if I ever get a hold of that sissy&#8217;s ass in person I am going to spank it until it&#8217;s beet red.  I&#8217;ve recently switched Sammieho from tartini&#8217;s to bubbletini&#8217;s because the tartini&#8217;s weren&#8217;t pink enough for this little twit. Deep down though, I think she&#8217;s just a bad seed LOL.  Rotten to the core and I am going to fix that for her. After all, not too many Mistresses will even give Sammieho the time of day these days. She&#8217;s pretty much been stonewalled. Last I heard from her was Saturday and she was going to take a bubble and she disappeared. I wonder if she slipped under the water in her tub, hmm? What it really comes down to is that Sammiejo really needs some hardcore <a href="http://www.blackbookgirls.com">phone feminization</a> to make her more agreeable to what she&#8217;s told to do. Just wait until I tar and feather her ass. Bratty, bratty, bratty!</p>
<p>I have to say though, that my most favorite of my sissies right now is Fluffy. Fluffy is such a devout follower of Mistress Victoria. He&#8217;s so good in fact that he has been reciting his sissy mantras and sissy affirmations that I have in my audios for months now. In fact he&#8217;s such a good <a href="http://www.femphone.com/">panty boy</a> that he can recite every one of my sissy audio clips by memory. Particularly my sissy protege and Sissy Lesbian Lovers audios which are extremely hot.  Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong there are lots and lots of other sissy boys who just tickle me pink, these two in particular just stick out in my mind this week because of recent conversations we have had. I just adore sissies and picking on them, humiliating them, and feminizing them even further than they thought they were comfortable with.</p>
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		<title>A Begging Submissive Wimp</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Empress Victoria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>By now, you should expect that foot boy is going bananas.  When he didn&#8217;t get a response from me the other night he started texting and calling and having flowers delivered. Ignore, ignore, ignore LOL.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I accepted the flowers, they have my apartment smelling divine, but he&#8217;s still not getting away [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By now, you should expect that <strong><a href="http://www.bodyworship101.com">foot boy</a></strong> is going bananas.  When he didn&#8217;t get a response from me the other night he started texting and calling and having flowers delivered. Ignore, ignore, ignore LOL.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I accepted the flowers, they have my apartment smelling divine, but he&#8217;s still not getting away with it that easily.  Yesterday afternoon he arrived with a new pair of shoes for me, a pair of strappy Bernies.  Isn&#8217;t that just precious? I opened the door to him looking pathetic, holding out the box for me down on his knees begging to be allowed to come in. I looked down at him and couldn&#8217;t help but laugh at him <em>(and you all know how evil my laugh is) </em>and it was as if he shrunk even more than I thought humanly possible into a little, worthless, pile of submissive putty.</p>
<p>I looked at the box and said &#8220;for me?&#8221; and took the box from his hands and told him not good enough, shut the door on his face and took my new prize inside to try on. They make my feet look so sexy.  He really needs a good <a href="http://www.blackbookgirls.com"><strong>verbal humiliating</strong></a> from me. That combined with the <a href="http://www.cockcontrol.com"><strong>tease and denial</strong></a> I am giving him now is what will break him and keep him submissive to me for the long haul. Otherwise what&#8217;s the point? The constant dangling of the carrot in his face will keep him interested and the verbal humiliation will tame him into the good, well-behaved, sub boy he was intended to be. We&#8217;ll see if he&#8217;s got what it takes.  Stay tuned.</p>
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		<title>Chatting About Amazing Phone Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Empress Victoria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Your email:</p><p>&#160;</p>
Hello all my phone sex love muffins! I&#8217;ve been hanging out in the kinky chat room after having taken a long hiatus from there. It&#8217;s been so much fun lately and I&#8217;ve actually had the opportunity to talk to some very interesting people.  We actually got to speak on the phone which was a [...]]]></description>
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<a href="http://yourphonemistress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/01victoria1.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-378" title="Erotic Phone Mistress Victoria 800-601-6975" src="http://yourphonemistress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/01victoria1.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="160" /></a>Hello all my phone sex love muffins! I&#8217;ve been hanging out in the <a href="http://www.communitykink.com">kinky chat</a> room after having taken a long hiatus from there. It&#8217;s been so much fun lately and I&#8217;ve actually had the opportunity to talk to some very interesting people.  We actually got to speak on the phone which was a lot of fun because there is something really great about having just chatted with someone and they like you based off of the fun times we have in the chat room. That makes for an amazingly comfortable call in my opinion. So that&#8217;s been taking up a lot of my time.</p>
<p>I wanted to take a minute to talk about my &#8220;small package boy&#8221; who I had a very long conversation with last week. We had so much fun on that call and we talked about all sorts of things. I know he is going to be super embarrassed when he sees his name on my blog and I just can&#8217;t wait to hear what he has to say to me when he reads his name up in lights. Ha Ha, I got you now, my little <a href="http://www.phonehumiliation.com">phone humiliation</a> slut.  It will be just a matter of time before he reads it and I&#8217;m sure his ears are going to burn bright red from the embarrassment of being shout out on my blog.</p>
<p>Naturally of course when I talk about the chat room I have to talk about all of the wonderful sissies from <a href="http://www.sissyschool.com">sissy school</a> who like to hang out and play in our adult chat rooms and have fun with the other mistresses, myself and all of the other chatters who come by. I&#8217;m going to be in there again tonight hanging out and having fun. I will see you all there!</p>
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		<title>Panty Fetish Indulgence</title>
		<link>http://yourphonemistress.com/2009/11/panty-fetish-indulgence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Well I do hope that all of my little pervy boys had a good holiday with friends and family. Now it&#8217;s time to get back to doing what you enjoy the most and what I do best. Fetish phone sex with a dominant mistress who can push your buttons in ways you didn&#8217;t even know [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well I do hope that all of my little pervy boys had a good holiday with friends and family. Now it&#8217;s time to get back to doing what you enjoy the most and what I do best. <a href="http://www.blackbookgirls.com" target="_blank">Fetish phone sex</a> with a dominant mistress who can push your buttons in ways you didn&#8217;t even know were possible. I do want to say that I had a fabulous holiday with people nearest and dearest to me and we enjoyed lots of laughs and lots of delicous well prepared food. One boy who I was speaking to on messenger the other night asked me if I was cooking! I told him as if LOL! Silly subbie, Mistress Victoria doesn&#8217;t do thanksgiving cooking slaving away over a hot stove and oven. I am a Mistress of pampering and have a life of relative ease. If I want things done, I have them done for me hehehe. You love the arrogance, admit it. Just a little bit, as much as you love my laugh haha.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s why you can&#8217;t get enough of me. The fact is that I can pretty much charm the panties of of many of you <a href="http://www.sissyschool.com" target="_blank">sissy panty boys</a> and you all know it. Even when you reluctantly self- impose to wear those panties. Which I find really funny and ridiculously odd. How can someone be reluctant about putting panties on themselves when a Mistress has not ordered you to do so? I had a <a href="http://www.femphone.com" target="_blank">sissy feminization</a> <a href="http://www.voxerotic.com" target="_blank">phone sex</a> session tonight with a panty boy who was embarrassed that he was wearing his ruffly blue panties and white lace-top stockings so much that he was hiding under his comforter in his bed. I think the true story is, he was embarrassed to be diddling his sissy clit as much as he was while he was dressed that way. I told him if he was so ashamed of being dressed like a girl he could just take the panties off and his &#8220;manhood&#8221; wouldn&#8217;t be threatened ever again.</p>
<p>But you see, lol he couldn&#8217;t do that. When I told him to pull the panties down, he practically had a hissy. If he had been standing up I&#8217;m sure he would have been stomping his feet telling me no lol. See, so he wasn&#8217;t so uncomfortable with <a href="http://www.femphone.com" target="_blank">being feminized and stripped of his masculinity</a> as much as he wanted me to believe. It was kind of funny though when he would whine and complain that I was mean. LOL Now boys, when have I ever pretended to not be mean? It&#8217;s just not in my nature and if you give me something to run with I&#8217;m going to run a mile you better believe that! So you can see why I love indulging you in your panty fetish, it&#8217;s because I truly love making fun of your girlieness and how on unmanly you all truly are. Do you think you can handle it?</p>
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		<title>Blonde Sissy Sluts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Empress Victoria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Sammie-jo has been quite a little annoying sissy slut as of late. She likes to talk to me on Yahoo messenger and ask me what color wig she should wear. This slutty brat has been doing this for weeks and this little sissy boy is going to get taught a lesson now.  Sammie-jo finally earned [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sammie-jo has been quite a little annoying sissy slut as of late. She likes to talk to me on Yahoo messenger and ask me what color wig she should wear. This slutty brat has been doing this for weeks and this little <a href="http://www.sissyschool.com">sissy boy</a> is going to get taught a lesson now.  Sammie-jo finally earned herself a block from Empress Victoria. Yep, that&#8217;s right. There will be no more putting up with Sammie-jo and her flibbertigibbet flighty ways anymore. If she wants to get unblocked she&#8217;s going to have to call me, and that little sissy knows what&#8217;s going to end up happening if too many mistresses start ignoring her.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been having a lot of fun with <a href="http://www.cuckoldfantasies.com">cuckolding</a> fantasies and <a href="http://www.phonehumiliation.com">small cock humiliation</a> these past few days too. There are so many guys out there that feel completely inadequate because of their itty bitty penises. Rightly so, I say! Itty bitty dicky committee has been fun this week. Sometimes I miss humiliating the crap out of you guys because I get so many calls for other kinds of fetishes on quite a regular basis. But I never ever pass up the opportunity to tear a male down for his small size and any other thing that I can humiliate him about. Call it the mean streak in me (Sammie-jo hasn&#8217;t seen nothing yet) to want to pulverize anything left of your little ego and leave you like a puddle of goo oozing on the floor.  Leaves me with a lot to be thankful for as far as what I do for a living this time of year. I am thankful for license to tear your ego to shreds and have you pay me to do it hahahahaha! Call me guys!</p>
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		<title>Basement Dwelling Loser Virgins</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Empress Victoria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>You know, you may not realize this about me but I like to play some multiplayer online roleplaying games.  I&#8217;m talking about the ones that you can find on social websites (don&#8217;t even ask, lol you aren&#8217;t getting that info) and it&#8217;s so funny to see just how many pathetic horny losers there are on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, you may not realize this about me but I like to play some multiplayer online roleplaying games.  I&#8217;m talking about the ones that you can find on social websites (don&#8217;t even ask, lol you aren&#8217;t getting that info) and it&#8217;s so funny to see just how many pathetic horny losers there are on there begging girls for cyber <a href="http://www.communitykink.com">adult  chat</a>. I can&#8217;t even tell you how many guys hit on me, and say &#8220;wow you&#8217;re pretty hot&#8221;.  WOW, lol like seriously? Dude, I&#8217;m an avatar that looks like 1000 other avatars on here but I look hot LOL. Outside of the game of course I know this but it is just so amusing to see how these horndogs will stop at nothing to get a little action.</p>
<p>Now, I will admit that I have a hard time not have a little <a href="http://www.cockcontrol.com">tease and denial</a> fun with them just a little bit. I&#8217;ll bait them with enough provocative talk to get them hooked on me and then I&#8217;ll suddenly go offline. That&#8217;s when they start to frantically search for me every day, hoping to see me online and get a tiny, microscopic, glimmer of hope that I might be interested in talking dirty to them. After they have thoroughly annoyed me all week long I will make sure that I am in an open play area and start their <a href="http://www.blackbookgirls.com">public verbal humiliation</a> about them being <a href="http://eroticaudios.com/content/Victoria/40yroldvirgin.mp3">40 year old loser virgins</a> who can&#8217;t get laid and are still living at home in the basement. LOL It mortifies them and leaves me in stitches. Don&#8217;t ya just love the cruelty? I know I do!</p>
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		<title>Small Penis Humiliation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Empress Victoria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It seems that the world is plagued with small dick-itis. Yes there are too many of you guys out there who have tiny little dicks and deserve lots and lots of small penis humiliation by Mistress Victoria. You do not deserve sympathy or a pity fuck because you have a small dick. I know you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems that the world is plagued with small dick-itis. Yes there are too many of you guys out there who have tiny little dicks and deserve lots and lots of <a href="http://www.phonehumiliation.com">small penis humiliation</a> by Mistress Victoria. You do not deserve sympathy or a pity fuck because you have a small dick. I know you guys work up a huge sweat trying to jerk it fast enough to make it feel good but not too fast that your hand keeps slipping off of it while you <a href="http://www.strokeforme.com">stroke for me</a>. It&#8217;s really a futile effort because all of that work only yields about a dribble of your dickie juice on your hands anyway lol.</p>
<p>All of the little dicked guys calling me like the one guy who got treated like a red-headed bastard at the strip club last night. The girl wouldn&#8217;t even give his freckly, frustrated horny penis a lap dance and give him a good time. She preferred to go over to all the big, hot, black men and give lap dances for all of them instead. So he had to come home and stroke his freckled dicklet while I laughed at him instead for having ginger-vitis hahaha! That got me laughing so hard, I love <a href="http://www.blackbookgirls.com">verbal humiliation</a>, and I actually got the chance to tell someone that they were icky cause they had ginger-vitis.  He was like an angry little red-headed troll with a four inch, frustrated pecker I laughed so hard in his ear that it made him spurt that little thing right off.  LOL I just don&#8217;t understand why you make it so easy for me to laugh at you. You must really, really like it haha!</p>
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		<title>Happy Independence Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Empress Victoria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I just want to wish all of my phone sex wanker boys a Happy Independence Day. I am relaxing today and enjoying some fun with friends and BBQ&#8217;ing, all the good stuff that you do on the fourth. I will be on later between 11:00pm-midnight EST to talk to all of you then. I had [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just want to wish all of my <a href="http://www.voxerotic.com">phone sex</a> wanker boys a Happy Independence Day. I am relaxing today and enjoying some fun with friends and BBQ&#8217;ing, all the good stuff that you do on the fourth. I will be on later between 11:00pm-midnight EST to talk to all of you then. I had a bunch of fun calls last night and one in particular reminded me of just how much I really enjoy the word wanker, hehehe. My little English wanker boys are so much fun, especially when they say things like I feel like such a wanker Mistress. It&#8217;s because you are loser boy, you are.  These are the pathetic losers who love getting <a href="http://www.blackbookgirls.com">verbal humiliation</a> and calling beautiful women like myself a bitch because they know they can&#8217;t get a woman like me so they pay her just to talk to him. Even if it is to make fun of him the whole time while he wanks his willy.</p>
<p>If you know me even a little bit, I love doling out a good dose of humiliation and laughter in your face any day of the week. I mean hehe, they are so sweet with their soft spoken little English accents sounding so pathetic and horny and wanting to worship me in the worst way. Something in me just takes over and I have to be completely and totally snotty and bratty and tell them how much they suck. Guys like this have the L permanently engraved into their foreheads, what can I say? They deserve it. Anyway, I&#8217;m off to have fun in the sun with some real men. Look for me later on tonight when I&#8217;m sure I will be feeling ready to give you <a href="http://www.phonehumiliation.com">humiliation phone sex</a> the Mistress Victoria way.</p>
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		<title>Fabulous Phone Humiliation</title>
		<link>http://yourphonemistress.com/2009/06/fabulous-phone-humiliation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Empress Victoria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I have been doing humiliation phone sex for a few years now.  Sometimes you think to yourself that you really could not find a more funny, laughable, caller than the last one but then someone comes along and surprises you with all new levels of loserdom.  Take for example a caller that I spoke to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have been doing <a href="http://www.phonehumiliation.com">humiliation phone sex</a> for a few years now.  Sometimes you think to yourself that you really could not find a more funny, laughable, caller than the last one but then someone comes along and surprises you with all new levels of loserdom.  Take for example a caller that I spoke to the other evening. <a href="http://naturalbornsadist.com/blog/">Mistress Elizabeth</a> invited me in on a call with one of her regular loser boys who she calls Frank Bond, double O loser&#8230; Hand Humper Extraordinaire. Yep, that&#8217;s right that&#8217;s what he&#8217;s called. So now you can imagine how much fun it was to make fun of this loser based just on his name but I never thought of just how funny this would all turn out to be. Brace yourselves.</p>
<p>So what I found out from Mistress Elizabeth is that Frank Bond is a 40 year old virgin who&#8217;s &#8220;pee pee&#8221; has married his &#8220;fingers&#8221;. Yes Frankie Bond Hand Humper is married to his hand and is a loser who lives in the basement. I nearly fell out of my chair when he introduced himself to me and then proceeded to break into &#8220;hammer time&#8221; which was a fast and furious hand humping hahaha! Naturally a loser like this gets <a href="http://www.blackbookgirls.com">verbal humiliation</a> from two mean ladies like ourselves for being a loser extraordinaire lol. That just makes Frankie hump &#8220;fingers&#8221; harder until he sprays his love juice all over fingers. Oh and listening to him say &#8220;Love Juice Baby&#8221; to the melody of Love Shack is enough to make you wet yourself from laughing so hard.</p>
<p>With losers like this, humiliation knows no bounds. <a href="http://www.cuckoldfantasies.com">Small penis humiliation</a> is just the norm with guys like Frank Bond Double O Loser Hand Humper Extraordinaire. But I think what really floored me was that Frank Bond over here had the nerve to cuckold fingers. Yes, you read that right. The little hand humper extraordinaire cheated on fingers several times with twinkie and eclair hahahahaha! I swear I wish I could make this stuff up but this is in fact the true like pathetic story of a 40 year old loser, who lives in the basement of his parents home and is married to his hands. It really cannot get any better than that. In any event, I would love to dare any of you losers to confess your true life stories to me so I can laugh my ass off at all of you. Until then&#8230; keep on spanking.</p>
<p>I will be available for calls all night. By July 1 I will be doing my best to switch into my new earlier schedule so please take note.</p>
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		<title>Phone Humiliation by Mistress Victoria</title>
		<link>http://yourphonemistress.com/2009/05/phone-humiliation-by-mistress-victoria/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 06:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Now into my second month with this phone humiliation service I am starting to see which of you pussy boys can handle me and which of you cannot.  I was in the middle of a humiliation phone call the other night and the wimpy bitch boy on the other end was getting all bent out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now into my second month with this <a href="http://www.phonehumiliation.com">phone humiliation</a> service I am starting to see which of you pussy boys can handle me and which of you cannot.  I was in the middle of a <a href="http://www.blackbookgirls.com">humiliation phone</a> call the other night and the wimpy bitch boy on the other end was getting all bent out of shape over my evil laugh.  I can&#8217;t help that I sound evil, I was just born that way. It was really bizarre actually to have him harp on my laugh because it was bothering him so much and of course, naturally that only makes me laugh harder at him. God, what a little pussy! What&#8217;s the matter pussy boy, going to cry? The evil, mean, mistress hurt your feelings? GOOD, you little bitch! Ugh, if there is one thing I can&#8217;t stand, that&#8217;s a cry baby.</p>
<p>Oh poor baby, so what I have an evil laugh. You called a humiliatrix what did you think was going to happen? Did you expect me to be nice and sweet to you? Don&#8217;t be dumb boys. I can be very sadistic and evil when I want to be. The best part of it is, you will never know exactly when I am in one of those moods. I think testament to just how sadistic I can be is the fact that he called me Satan Incarnate and told me I was an ugly, evil, person inside. LOL he says this as if to wound me. Maybe he just shot his load from me being such an evil bitch to him that he had to redeem himself for being such a loathesome fucking loser? Hmm, me thinks yes, that&#8217;s actually what happened, mwuahahahaha!</p>
<p>If you are looking for first class <a href="http://www.blackbookgirls.com">domination phone sex</a>, then you will not be disappointed with the Mistress Victoria.</p>
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