You know, you may not realize this about me but I like to play some multiplayer online roleplaying games. I’m talking about the ones that you can find on social websites (don’t even ask, lol you aren’t getting that info) and it’s so funny to see just how many pathetic horny losers there are on there begging girls for cyber adult chat. I can’t even tell you how many guys hit on me, and say “wow you’re pretty hot”. WOW, lol like seriously? Dude, I’m an avatar that looks like 1000 other avatars on here but I look hot LOL. Outside of the game of course I know this but it is just so amusing to see how these horndogs will stop at nothing to get a little action.
Now, I will admit that I have a hard time not have a little tease and denial fun with them just a little bit. I’ll bait them with enough provocative talk to get them hooked on me and then I’ll suddenly go offline. That’s when they start to frantically search for me every day, hoping to see me online and get a tiny, microscopic, glimmer of hope that I might be interested in talking dirty to them. After they have thoroughly annoyed me all week long I will make sure that I am in an open play area and start their public verbal humiliation about them being 40 year old loser virgins who can’t get laid and are still living at home in the basement. LOL It mortifies them and leaves me in stitches. Don’t ya just love the cruelty? I know I do!
