I have been doing humiliation phone sex for a few years now. Sometimes you think to yourself that you really could not find a more funny, laughable, caller than the last one but then someone comes along and surprises you with all new levels of loserdom. Take for example a caller that I spoke to the other evening. Mistress Elizabeth invited me in on a call with one of her regular loser boys who she calls Frank Bond, double O loser… Hand Humper Extraordinaire. Yep, that’s right that’s what he’s called. So now you can imagine how much fun it was to make fun of this loser based just on his name but I never thought of just how funny this would all turn out to be. Brace yourselves.
So what I found out from Mistress Elizabeth is that Frank Bond is a 40 year old virgin who’s “pee pee” has married his “fingers”. Yes Frankie Bond Hand Humper is married to his hand and is a loser who lives in the basement. I nearly fell out of my chair when he introduced himself to me and then proceeded to break into “hammer time” which was a fast and furious hand humping hahaha! Naturally a loser like this gets verbal humiliation from two mean ladies like ourselves for being a loser extraordinaire lol. That just makes Frankie hump “fingers” harder until he sprays his love juice all over fingers. Oh and listening to him say “Love Juice Baby” to the melody of Love Shack is enough to make you wet yourself from laughing so hard.
With losers like this, humiliation knows no bounds. Small penis humiliation is just the norm with guys like Frank Bond Double O Loser Hand Humper Extraordinaire. But I think what really floored me was that Frank Bond over here had the nerve to cuckold fingers. Yes, you read that right. The little hand humper extraordinaire cheated on fingers several times with twinkie and eclair hahahahaha! I swear I wish I could make this stuff up but this is in fact the true like pathetic story of a 40 year old loser, who lives in the basement of his parents home and is married to his hands. It really cannot get any better than that. In any event, I would love to dare any of you losers to confess your true life stories to me so I can laugh my ass off at all of you. Until then… keep on spanking.
I will be available for calls all night. By July 1 I will be doing my best to switch into my new earlier schedule so please take note.
