Sunday night was my night off and I enjoyed it immensely. Late last night I was lounging on the couch when I caught a movie that I had not seen in a while and it fondly reminded me of all you sissy boys who call me. If you not seen “But I’m A Cheerleader” I highly recommend you pick up a copy at your local rental place or on netflix or if you are lucky you might even catch it on the movie channel like I did. The movie reminds me of a John Waters film, even though it was not written or directed by him. It definitely has that campy, cheesy feel to it and also stars your token drag queen sans drag, Ru Paul. It just screams of cheesy campy 1950′s hairspray only instead of dealing with racism, this deals with homosexuality.
The main character, Megan is your average, prudish, good all-American teenage girl who comes from a good home. She has a really hot boyfriend who she hasn’t gone all the way with and she’s on the cheerleading squad. She loves to make up cheers, kind of like a lot of the sissy cheers that you boys make up when you call me up and show your sissy pride. She gets sent away to a camp to cure her of her homosexuality and well as you can guess, everyone who is there is totally queer the girls are total fuzz bumpers and the boys well… the boys are nothing but sissy queers being led by RuPaul into being really manly man. Yea right, as if that would ever work. Anyway you get the idea and I don’t want to ruin the whole movie for you.
I know how so many of you have fantasies of being very girlie and the fact that Megan has to learn the typical female role reminded me of what good sissy training it would be for you femme boys who dream of being a very real girl some day. So that is your new sissy assignment for this week, rent a copy of “But I’m A Cheerleader” and watch it as many times as you can so that you can recite quotes from the movie and tell me what your favorite part was. I can’t wait to hear your oral reports boys. Talk to you all soon and don’t forget to Call your Mistress.
